Morning Seems Too Far Away

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(Source: westernkanye, via sucks-to-s-u-c-k)

megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

(via vergeofsuicid3)

trappedwithinmymind47:

caligulasaquarikim:

if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is

just look up at the sky and go

‘it’s jesus

jesus is our man’

but what if he wants to be the girl!!???

(Source: anklegators)

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via beaautifulserendipity)

mikeyfriskeyhands:

Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying

(via beaautifulserendipity)

biteythevillain:

hell is literally when the bottom of your foot itches but if you scratch it it tickles

(via thepainisntenough)

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

(Source: shalrath, via whataboutgravity)